Sunday, October 03, 2004
say..what?
Well,I haven't posted for quite some time.Still that didn't alter the fact that a lot of things happened.The past 3 weekends,I have been in KL.Oh God,travelling sucks.Either driving or driven.But I encountered a few scenes that to me, were worth remembering.
Act 1.Scene1
Location: Puduraya
Actor/Actress: Yen/stupid counter Lady
Y:Akak,tiket bas ke Lumut ada lagi tak?
L:Mende dik?Tak dengar..
Y:Tiket.Bas.Lumut?
L:Ooo..semua dah abis la dik.
Y:Petangnyer pon dah abis gak?
L:Aaaa..?
Y:PETANG NI NYER tiket pon abis?
L:Petang ni?Ada gi banyak...adik nak berapa?
Y:Kalau camtu,kasik tiket tuk petang ni satu..
L:Satu? ..(nodded and started to print the ticket)
Y:Ooo..so kiranyer yang malam ni dah abis la?
L:Lumut?Malam ni?Ada gi.. (say..what?)
Y:Aik?Tadik kata suma dah abis?
L:Apa?Habis?
Y:KATA TIKET SUMA ABIS???
L:Ooo..abis tu esok.Ari ni belambak gi ada..
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Y:La..saya nak ari ni nyer bukan esok...kasik tiket malam la kalau camtu..
L:Haaa?Esok?Malam?Dah abis la...tak paham ke?
Y:Malam NI, bukan esok.Akak ni pekak badak la...!
L:SAPA PEKAK BADAK? ..(what the fuck?!!That one she heard...damn..)
Y:KASIK TIKET MALAM NI KE LUMUT.SORANG.
I looked at the price boards next to me when I asked for the ticket.Trying to hide the guilt la konon.So then she printed the ticket and handed it to me with a look that 'I was supposed to be afraid with'.Yeah, nice try.I handed the money and the change handed back.
Y:Akak..bffekefsdlmrtkermfglkjrtjwjpirtkldfj..
L:Aper?
Y:uryeoriepotjfdkjuqwoewo[oasjksjdiejri
L?Aper?Tak dengar?
Y:Akak ni confirm..PEKAK BADAK!!
L:Ish BUDAK ni...!
She stood up(behind the counter lar) and I hovered myself away from the counter,gave her a smile and left.YES!!!Of course I was mumbling then, if you were wondering...just to get back at her...muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...
Act 1.Scene 2
Location:Just outside Masjid Jamek.
Actors:Yen and one Crazy Fellow.
Y: (What the fuck is this guy doing?Standing here..staring at me?Fuck!)
CF:(Still standing..)
Y:(What??Did I do something wrong?Why is he staring at me?
CF:Allop kawan..tanya sket boleh?
Y:Hmm?Boley...takde halnyer..
CF:Apa pasai lu duduk sini?
Y:Haa?Atas benteng ni?Aa..aaa...penat la.Itu pasai duduk.
CF:Ooo..penat aa..ok,ok..apa pasai penat?
Y:(Huh?What the fuck..) ..aaa..tadik jalan dari pudu sana sampai sini..
CF:Aiya!Itu pon penat kaa??!!
Y:(Ni pehal emo lak nih)
CF:Wa aa..sudah empat tahun jalan sana sini tadak penat maa..wa kuat o0o0..
Y:(Hmm..this is weird...)
CF:Lu gila ka...muda² sudah penat ini macam..cepat mampoii o0o..
Y:(Say..what??)
CF:Apa la..muda² suda gila,suda penat,apa macmbla..bla..blabalablablabla..
I couldn't hear much after that as he turned and walked away.Addressing to everybody in his way how crazy and tired I was.Damn.As he was leaving,I noticed that he was wearing a blue-short-sleeves-shirt with white stripes,not too seasoned..a black pants with few patches at the back and...no shoes!!Damn!!Fuck!Orang gila maaaa!What the fuck?!!I was talking to an insane individual and he even called me gila.And me,being so stunned..I guess with his 'crazy' questions and replies,didn't even bother to look at him carefully.Who was the crazy one then?Fuck!Whaaaattt...???He looked decent, except the no-shoes-thingy..hahaha..damn!Could it be crazier than this?What a day it was!Haha...
Anywaaayyy...moral of the stories..don't argue with a pekak badak lady, because she might hear you(huh?) and never say you are tired to any orang gila because you might be called gila by aa..aaa..a orang gila(huh?)
Argh..whatever!
